Skiing all day Saturday.  I’m leaving my phone here and for the first time since October 18, I’m taking the damn day off from ripping my guts out.  Have a wonderful day!

Let’s hope I don’t rip my actual guts out on the ski slopes not having skied since 1988, lmao.

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'